THETATTLEGIRL

On my way out earlier today, i sat behind a victim of this compulsion in the bus.... It was an eye sore, seeing a grown ass mam chewing on nails without any form of discretion.. The journey took almost two hours with the traffic,and for the whole of this period he was alternating between his left and right hand,transferring items in the  occupied hand impatiently so he could resume the habit without pause.. I had to virtually hold my lips with my hands to keep from rebuking him,it was really irritating Funny thing is there was practically no nails to chew again sef and the guy finally realised almost at the end of the journey, only for him to start chewing his cheek. It was like watching a goat regurgitate. I can't imagine myself sharing a plate with such a person. Whats your opinion on nail biting?

This ryt here for the yorubas dat don't know is afang sewp Last week wen i got to work (i tutor part time) i had a whiff of something fishy nd a bit spicy, as soon as i opened the door. Then i saw my colleague coming from the toilet with a washed hand, i immediately shouted 'bring it out' she laughed and said she haff finished it. Finish wat? Afang na, haven't you eaten it before. No i haven't. Eyah and its nice o I went to my desk nd started work. Today i decided to see what the hype was all about, so i called her to help me get on her way to work .  Well first, it tasted like normal vegetable to me, nice and tasty. The only highlight was the pim pim troway inside😁, i enjoyed that part.... I've decided to list all the igbo foods i avnt tasted. I've had Owo soup, banga and afang Next is edikaikong........... As a science student I've got to experiment. Have u tasted afang? How do u feel about it?.....

I was going through my messages like i often do and i came across ur messages that i refused to delete.....not because i want to hurt myself but because i want it to be a reminder, a constant warning that i shouldn't settle for less...................... . I miss you, so much that i drown myself in work and music, but most importantly i missed what we had, what i knew we had but which took u long to understand or perhaps still don't understand. . I miss the way i loved u truly,completely,the way i never thought i could love another... . I'll never forget u, I've come to terms with that, for u gave me what i never thought was possible,taught me wat i never thought i could learn, made me feel............................... . All i wanted was to love u completely for the rest of my existence,to give to u like u gave to me but u pushed me away, u felt i was clinging, my love was choking u,u didn't say it but u showed it. . perhaps u thought i was desperate

As an African child we are all familiar with this topic. Most African parents have a list of tribes their kids must not marry from and this fact is drummed into u once u hit puberty, so i'd like to share d list of tribes in my parent's black book with you...... The Hausa   My parents don't really have much grief with this set of guys as dey believe they are more accomodating and loving than other tribes. Their only offence is that they r potential boko haram nd dey tend to overshadow their wives. The Igbos There is no love lost with this group... there is absolutely no way this is going to happen, it must not...during final year days when dey stylishly ask of my boyfriend dey'll say ' Awon oko yin nko' 'E sha ma gbe igbo wale' they believe igbos are wicked, frauds and have evil mother-inlaws.......wen I served in delta, my mother made it a point to call at least once in a month to stylishly ask nd ensure that i avnt strayed from d right path (try a

As y'all know it's d season of love ND friendship, everyone went out in dia brightest and finest today...... ND TTG sef no carry last... Lemme take u through my day...  First,  I'd like u to know that this is my first official val since d beginning of time.. ND it's not ur regular val 😀.. Since I'm still single to stupor I decided not to be left out of d celebration this year so myself and a booless gf of mine asked and agreed to be each others Val.. The day started at her place at about 10:20  this morning with a plate of yam ND egg paired with a can of malt ... We den danced to some selections till about 3pm in the afternoon . We left the house around 3:30 ND got to the Maryland mall at 4:15 where we snapped pictures till about 4:45 before proceeding to d movies.. The Movie OMG this movie is amazing, if u avnt seen it u r missing...it was all I expected and more...... Way more!!  Comedy.... Check✔️✔️ Romance... Check ✔️✔️ Action...

I was coming back from work this evening and I passe by a group of people having a conversation, all of a sudden one of the men looked my way and sed 'Aunty yi fine o' then he went further to greet me but I didn't reply, look back nor acknowledge that I was d one he was referring to.... Why? Dt statement, rather than make me blush or brush my ego, upset me.........a lot!!! This isnt  the first time i'll be hearing this today or other days and i'm not saying it to be proud or anything but y'all say i'm fine, nice shape (although calling me sexy lepa irritates d hell out of me) Yet I remain single......hopelessly and unwillingly single, so wats d point? Who fine epp? Since fineness and sexiness has refused to get me a good man, I refuse to acknowledge these attributes. Call me plain, ugly, shapeless biko....if dt will get me a man abeg.................................................A Good Man!!!!!